“Are You Kidding Me?” – 8 clean, jokes and riddles

Are You Kidding Me? – 8 clean, jokes and riddles for SSAA, SATB or 2-part choir.
An idea for a printed program is to print the first lines in the program, make  the audience listen for the punch lines.
Except for #7; print all of #7. See if anyone understands that it is simply a bunch of typing symbols that rhyme.

  • Contact Me Purchase a printable PDF of the score; letter size, 8½” x11″, not octavo; 18 pages.
  • $10. You may copy this for your choir, accompanist, adjudicators.
  • Specify which version. SSAA, SATB, or 2-part.

Hear the recording with Kevin Weed and a
Ladies ensemble of 10 wonderful singers!

  1. What do you call a fish with no eye?
  2. What do you call a blind doe?
  3. Have you heard the one about the broken pencil?
  4. Two antennas met on a roof.
  5. David’s father has three sons.
  6. What is harder to catch the faster you run?
  7. (The lyrics for this one are the names of various symbols on a computer keyboard)
    ^ ” ! *   ‘ ‘ #  >  <  $ $ –
    ! * = @ ( _   % * `  ~ 4
    & [ ] ; /  & { . \
    & & &  | ? { ,,,,,,,,,,  blue screen
  8. What do you call a blind doe with no legs?

Meistersingers, Brian Dehn conductor, Kevin Weed accompanying.
June 2013, St. Mark’s Presbyterian Church, Newport Beach:

 

Score to song 1

Score to song 7