“Are You Kidding Me?” – 8 clean, jokes and riddles
Are You Kidding Me? – 8 clean, jokes and riddles for SSAA, SATB or 2-part choir.
An idea for a printed program is to print the first lines in the program, make the audience listen for the punch lines.
Except for #7; print all of #7. See if anyone understands that it is simply a bunch of typing symbols that rhyme.
- $10. Purchase a printable PDF of the score
- Letter size, 8½”x11″, not octavo
- 2- part is 15 pages;
- SSAA is 13 pages.
- You may print this for your choir, accompanist, adjudicators.
- Contact me if you want SATB
Hear the recording with Kevin Weed and a
Ladies ensemble of 10 wonderful singers!
1. What do you call a fish with no eye?
2. What do you call a blind doe?
3. Have you heard the one about the broken pencil?
4. Two antennas met on a roof.
5.David’s father has three sons.
6. What is harder to catch the faster you run?
7. (The lyrics for this one are the names of various symbols on a computer keyboard)
^ ” ! * ‘ ‘ # > < $ $ –
! * = @ ( _ % * ` ~ 4
& [ ] ; / & { . \
& & & | ? { ,,,,,,,,,, blue screen
8. What do you call a blind doe with no legs?
Meistersingers, Brian Dehn conductor, Kevin Weed accompanying.
June 2013, St. Mark’s Presbyterian Church, Newport Beach: